Too lazy to work out ranking factors? Haven’t got time to keep up with all the obscure changes the search search engines might make? Don’t have a direct bat-phone to Matt Cutts?

Have we got the technique for you! Simply mail the guy positioned above you and tell him to take his site down!

Insane. So crazy, it might just work!

My name is [edited] and I run [edited].com

I have been running the site for over two years and we have been ranked very highly for the search term [edited]. On Thursday morning I checked our google positions and your site is now above us for this term. I haev checked your blog and it has nothing to do with [edited], so I think it would be best all round if you remove your blog from google for this search term.

Please understand that we make our living from this, and you are just writing a blog that has nothing to do with [edited]. If you do not remove yourself from google for this search, then I will call them myself and have you removed.

I expect a reply soon.

Thankyou.