To Be Paid Links
Michael “Five links for $100″ Gray has tagged me in his dirty, filthy and despicable paid links scheme. Erm, meme.
I was even considering paying him $200 not to link to me, and stating, for the record, I wanted no part in it. But he said $200 was far too cheap for that sort of non-publicity, and I’d have to come up with a decent offer.
That gave me an idea. I think this marks the start of the paying-for-not-linking market.
Now, unless these five people come up with $500 bucks each not to link to them, I’m going to link to them.
To Be Paid Links
- John Scott
- Danny Sullivan
- Barry Schwartz
- David Burdon.….and, of course…
- Matt Cutts
April 30th, 2007 at 9:37 pm
Hey Joey did Matt pay his no linking fee this month?
no, eh well me and sum’ a da’ boyz’ are going to hafta stop by da’ plex and pay him a friendly little visit now ain’t we
April 30th, 2007 at 9:45 pm
Pay a visit to Capo di tutti capi for a sit-down?
You crazy, Mike…
May 1st, 2007 at 2:30 am
Pete,
I’ve just woken up (I’m on British Summer Time) to do my monthly reports. I’ll tell all my clients about the paid non-linking scheme.
Will being placed next Matt Cutts in the paid non-linking scheme reduce or enhance my standing in the eyes of the Google algorithm?
May 1st, 2007 at 11:11 pm
I’ve cut the head off an (organic) chicken, read the entrails and the answer is…
…actually, I’m going to need another $500 to answer that
Or threaten you with another link…
May 23rd, 2007 at 9:03 am
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