Google CEO Translation Service

Google CEO Eric Schmidt was recently interviewed by Time magazine.

Valleywag provides a translation:

“Eric:”Toward the beginning of the year, we recognized that we needed to get good at partnerships.”
Translation: “Torward the beginning of the year, I was getting bored.”

Eric: “We tried to pick partners that represented different initiatives that we wanted to work with for a long time.”
Translation: “We threw darts at the infamous Google Master Plan.”

Eric: “[Our partners] have a way of reaching customers that we do not on our own.”
Translation: “Damn it, why did we promise we wouldn’t make a Google PC?”

And so on…

  1. vistadivine.comvistadivine.com10-19-2006

    Nice interview though!


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